no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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