Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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