I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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