How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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