Whatcha textin bout Willis?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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