but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
