we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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