I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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