Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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