And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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