Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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