why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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