Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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