Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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