Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Randomize
