Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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