why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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