omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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