Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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