I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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