Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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