My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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