Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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