But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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