I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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