My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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