i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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