due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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