Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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