i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He better not be in your backpack
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
