Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you win again, gameday.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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