I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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