i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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