Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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