Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Randomize
