love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sponge bath it is.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i wish my penis had a tongue
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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