i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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