i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize