I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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