dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Acid is not a monday night drug
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
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