My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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