Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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