David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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