We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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