You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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