just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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