We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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