I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Brb crying the tears of my youth
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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