Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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