We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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