And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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