You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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