Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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