yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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