Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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